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One-Liner (Actually, three, but who’s counting, right?!)

Restless to be writing again. Forcing myself to breathe until Saturday, then I’m diving back into the deep end. One novel down, two more to go!

Hearts and Flowers by Brooke E. Wayne

Hearts and Flowers


Brooke E. Wayne

Tonight we ride the wild bull with wild flowers in my hair,

And a whirlwind of impatience reaches a calmness,

Through misty waters pressed with fog,

From a lingering dream some time before.

Let our minds wander,

Never too far from home,

And journey beyond that precious place

We once believed would keep us forever.

And all that we feel will be reflected in our eyes,

Surrounding our laughter,

Expressed within our presence

As we smile blindly beyond the sun

Like children,

Gazing into Heaven with thanksgiving.

We are and were before we knew—

Destiny held us in His hands.

For God’s breath is inside our souls

To carry us into Eternity, long after our time,

Well spent,

Has cast shadows on any doubt drifting in from the past.

For in His eyes we are one—

Flesh of my flesh

As we have promised to be together.

Amidst any garden of roses,

Your love is purer than the rain that feeds the stems.

For I am merely one petal,

Capturing the dew of angel’s tears

Like liquid kisses trickling down my neck.

The colors, never muted within your smile,

Glow brightly in my eyes as we look upon the future.

I see Heaven

Surrounding a place in our dreams,

Where simple pleasures, unfolding in our love,

Once sacrificed their time.

Our lives entwined—

Yielding to moments impressed into our hearts.

We saunter, hand in hand, along our deserted shore,

Underneath that silver tapestry

With clouds strewn across an indefinite blue

Like islands in the sky.

And when this world has withered us,

We will walk on into the Light.

For time will have passed through our blood,

And the years will have been but a song

On the tongue of our Creator.

I wrote this when I was 18 years old–in pen from beginning to end with zero editing, and I haven’t changed a single word or grammatical faux pas since.


FullSizeRenderIt’s been well over twenty years later, and I still look at this poem as an anthem of love in my life. It tells the imagined story of true love from the ‘wedding night’ until ‘death do us part’. Not too bad for a teenager who knew nothing of love at the time I scratched it out on a piece of binder paper in my bedroom one night. I borrowed my simile, ‘like liquid kisses trickling down my neck,’ for the novel I’ve recently completed. The line whispers to me on Page 2 as a little secret that I’m letting you in on—a journey that I am still traversing as a writer of romance, bending my path into a full circle that will keep tumbling towards traditional publication one day.

PS.  I took the picture, and yes, my cupcake was delicious!  Happy Valentine’s Day,

xox Brooke E. Wayne xox

Ten of the Most Romantic Words You Never Knew

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Romantic Words

The Dictionary of Victorian Insults & Niceties celebrates the coming of Valentine’s Day by sharing ten of the most romantic words you never knew… or have I too underestimated your vocabulary?

  1. numinous adj. describing an experience that makes you fearful yet fascinated, awed yet attracted; the powerful, personal feeling of being overwhelmed and inspired.
  2. serein n. a fine rain falling from a cloudless sky.
  3. cordiform adj. heart-shaped.
  4. eudaimonia n. human flourishing; a contented state.
  5. sweven n. a vision seen in a dream.
  6. selcouth adj., adv., n. (to make or be/the state or characteristic of) unfamiliar, unusual, rare; strange, marvellous, wonderful.
  7. trouvaille n. something lovely that was found by accident.
  8. basorexia n. the overwhelming desire to kiss (this is a medical term).
  9. philocaly n. the love of beauty.
  10. redamancy n. the act of loving someone who loves you; a love returned in full.

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Tiny Treasures

IMG_0060 TINY TREASURES:  I walk past a row of naked trees poking their scrawny, leafless branches heavenward in hopes of a little springtime sunshine almost every day. Each of these wanton trees have become home to the nesting birds in the neighborhood. One of these tiny treasures could fit in the palm of my hand—it’s so itty-bitty. Others are a tad bigger, and all of them stand out against the stormy sky like scribbles among sticks. I love how the birds don’t seem to mind that hundreds of children breeze by their nesting eggs day after day, as the school is right across the street. I secretly hope that the limbs of these scrappy trees don’t sprout blooms too soon so that when the babies are hatched, my little girls can catch a glimpse of the baby birds poking their bobbling heads up chirping for some wormy-nommers from all of the momma birds.

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The darling Kellybean has nominated me for THE VERY INSPIRING BLOGGER AWARD! Thank you for this wonderful honor! Check out her varietal blog, if you get a chance, eh! Canadian pun intended 😉


  1. I was a dancer in a Christian choreography team called Revelation Revue in my late teens/early twenties. I performed in countless shows across CA and NV. Because we were Christian, we were constantly being told to refer to what we do as “Creative Movement” instead of dancing. LOL!
  2. My love for dancing led me to take Salsa Dancing lessons and Belly Dancing lessons later on in my early thirties for fun, and, during a lesson, some of us were scouted by an NBA cheerleading associate, but I passed on the audition offer because I’m certain he thought that I was a lot younger than I actually was. (And shame on him for peeping at all of us during our practices—sheesh!)
  3. Now in my forties, all I’m good for is chaperoning middle school dances where I spend the greater part of two-and-a-half hours twice a year yelling, “No PDA! Her butt can hold itself up!” at adolescent boys…seriously.
  4. I love pink as much as my little girls do. (Shh!)
  5. I also love coffee, and ice cream, and wine, and caramel, and all kinds of chocolates too, and I’d have to say that even Good n’ Plenty’s make the list…yeah, those crispy, little nibbles of licorice are delish!
  6. I don’t look or act my age—not even close.
  7. I need the ocean like the air that I breathe. It is my favorite natural inspiration for writing and tends to show up in every plot I spin.

The greatest joy in receiving the award is getting to pay-it-forward and draw attention to the many wonderful bloggers on WordPress who have earned this inspirational recognition!

The standard 15 pay-it-forwards can be daunting for some, so feel free if you need to downsize (or adjust anything as necessary for that matter) if I’ve nominated you. You are not obligated to receive or pass on the award in any way…just know that I thought of you!

Here are my 4 out of 15 Nominees:


Thank the person who nominated you and add their link to your blog

List the award rules so your nominees will know what to do

State 7 things about yourself

Nominate 15 other bloggers

Contact your nominees and provide a link to your post

Display the award logo on your blog somewhere

Nominated for the Liebster Award!


Today, I unearthed a little treasure while sifting through some 6,000+ emails (Blogging101ers feel my pain) and discovered that the exquisite Donatella of has nominated me for the Liebster Award.

Thank you, Donatella for your thoughtfulness to include me in this honor!

This writing experience has united me with so many amazing bloggers, and it is my pleasure to pass on the Liebster Award to the following:

(See my questions posed to you at the end of the post)

The Liebster Award honors fellow newbie bloggers with less than 200 followers and offers a chance for them to have a buzz created about their tireless efforts in building a solid blog platform.

If you have been nominated:

Thank the nominee and create a link/pingback to them

Nominate other bloggers who meet the qualifications

Create new questions for the blogger to answer

Answer the questions posed to you

Notify all of your nominees via social media/WP

My questions answered:

  1. Favorite thing about blogging: the blogging community!
  2. What is one word that describes you: positive
  3. Who are your blogging inspirations: the WP team–their support is unmatched
  4. What is your guilty pleasure: wine and chocolate
  5. If you could bring only one thing on a stranded island, what would it be: a boat
  6. What is your idea of a perfect night in: family cuddles on the couch watching a movie
  7. Why did you start blogging: it’s a vehicle to reach out to others through my favorite pasttime (writing)
  8. What is your favorite type of social media: WP is my fav right now
  9. What would you label your blogging genre: a rom-com writer’s ramblings
  10. What are your dreams and aspirations for your blog: I want my blog to inspire other writers, create a reader base, and unfold the journey I am on to become a traditionally published rom-com author
  11. What are the top three things on my bucket list: time travel, trip around the world, traditional publication

My questions to my Nominees:

  1. What inspires you to write?
  2. What is the purpose of your blog?
  3. Where else online can others find you?
  4. What is your blogging genre?
  5. Who are some of your favorite bloggers?

Romancing the Blog

I like to think of romance as the morsels of chocolate inside of the scrumptious cookie—the optional, decorative bonus to a solid foundation. Everyone’s taste is unique. Some prefer to skip adding ‘extras’ altogether, but others love to pack their ‘cookies’ full of crunchy, creamy, ooey, gooey goodness, and, at its best, it’s complimentary as a whole to the relationship, and should, above all, enhance the love that already exists.

Romance is as varietal as the tasty pleasures one can pack into a little cookie, and everybody gives and receives romantic gestures differently. My husband and I attended a premarital retreat before tying the knot eight years ago, and one of the activities included taking the compatibility test to learn about our personal love languages. If you have no idea what that is, it’s from the book, The 5 Love Languages: The Secret to Love That Lasts by Gary Chapman. (In summary, expressing love comes in a handful of categories: Words of Affirmation, Acts of Service, Affection, Quality Time, and Gifts—most people respond well to a blend of these with one being a dominant preference). My beloved and I learned that we spoke the same exact blended language, answer for answer, so romancing one another as a way of expressing our genuine love for one another has always come easy for us…that is, when we remember to add it into the mix of our busy lives.

That’s the thing with romance…loving someone with all of our heart every day no matter what is one thing, but expressing that love in the many ways one can, is an entirely different matter. Like I said before, some people have all the time and talent in the world to pack their cookies with goodies, and some don’t. And some wish their cookies had more stuff ‘n’ stuff in them and do nothing more than slander his or her partner for being a bad ‘baker.’ Waiting around for your one true love to read your mind is a tried and true way to feel unloved even when you know that you are your partner’s one and only. I’m not a marriage counselor by any means, but I do know from experience that romance doesn’t come as naturally after eight years and two young kids later as it does during courtship. My tip…don’t hesitate to tell the one you love in a warm and caring way what you want now—not what you haven’t had in the past; we’re not picking a fight here—and then, give him or her time and space to get creative. The catch is that you should be filling that waiting time with your own offerings of romance that you know will mean something to him or her. Expressing romantic gestures can be as thrilling as receiving them.

Over a week ago, I sprinkled Post-Its love notes all over the kitchen in inconspicuous places, each expressing gratitude for the many acts of love and dedication my husband performs for our family, swelling his heart with love and understanding that his efforts have not gone unnoticed during the typical hullabaloo of our lives. It had been a while since I had stepped it up and added a little, giddy, romantic gesture to our morning routine. And the following week, he surprised me with breakfast in bed on a Wednesday, and, on Friday, he had my favorite coffee drink and a mini tub of gourmet ice cream waiting for me when I came home from work. I fondly refer to this as Foodie Romance, and, it works wonders on my heart. Because of his loving gestures this past week, inspired by the simple, yet, loving act I showed him, I’ve been walking on cotton candy clouds of romance ever since, scribbling away in my notebooks that I pile ideas in for future Rom-Com scenes by borrowing the ‘feel-goods’ from my personal life.

In fact, it’s what has inspired me to develop a Feature wrapped up in a recurring Blogging Event focused on romance. It’s just a concept at this point and still being shaped, but I’m toying with the idea of having a Post once a month that compiles blog blurbs submitted by the lovestruck at heart detailing the romantic gestures they’ve expressed or been the recipient of that they want to share with others. I would add pingbacks to their own blogs, and then, after showcasing the Post all month, I would retire it to a permanent Romantic Fodder page as a resource for my romance writing friends in search of real life inspiration, as well as, a place to refer to when needing to garner ideas for those who want to add a little something delicious to their real-life cookies. I will solidify my plans and set things in motion for March, and I welcome any suggestions to make this concept come to life in the best way possible.


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